Saturday, August 18, 2012

Almost home again...

My mini-American roadtrip is coming to an end, and even though I'm on a train to my favourite city in the world (NEW YORK!!!) I'm feelings pangs of sadness, but not because the trip is ending.  I miss my man already.  These long-distance things...ugh.  I love it in a way, because when we're together I can kind of close the rest of the world out and just focus on us.  But I hate it too, because if during that time you're not feeling 100% (like me yesterday), it's hard to hide that and remain positive.  I don't want to spend a day of our limited time together feeling sick, but what can you do?  In my head I want us to be happy every minute we're together... but I guess that's just not possible. You have to decide at one point, am I going to pretend it's all good, in order to keep up this idea of being a fantasy, or are you going to admit you're grumpy/nauseous/tired and accept the reality that no one can really be a fantasy *all* the time?

Stupid reality...

It's funny how within the last few weeks I've had two such differing trips, each one so amazing.  A and I and our limited budget, stopping at every tourist attraction to take silly photos, sleeping in the car, soaking up every minute of the incredible Canadian landscape.

Then this American trip, money not really an object (although I kept telling him it should be, it's hard to get the stinginess out of me sometimes!), sleeping in fancy hotels,  eating and drinking like gluttons, trying to fuck in as many States as possible (we hit six on this trip, missed out on three though, grr!), and planning to hit tourist attractions but passing them up to spend time together instead.  American monuments just don't seem that interesting when my hot American boyfriend is laying in our giant bed.  

Normally when I return from a trip I just need to adjust my mind back into the reality of Ottawa and my daily life.  Now, I need to adjust my mind back to the reality of Ottawa and my daily life... and to try not to feel too wistful that I have to wait weeks again before I have my man in bed beside me.  BUT, mixed in with that wisftulness is the excitement and anticipation of seeing him again in a few weeks - ahhhh life.  Everything is a double-edged sword with you!

Thursday, August 16, 2012


In Philly. Off to a bar where I can drink beer in bumper cars and eat vegan corn dogs (I'd say pogos, but I'm in America so I have to speak American).

Tomorrow I will ingest both a vegan and a regular Philly cheese steak.  Good thing there's a sweet fitness centre here and I brought my resistance tubes for a good workout.  In Canada, I'm able to go to Goodlife anywhere, so on my east coast trip I still hit the gym 3-4 times.  Here, I'm being spoiled and treated to gorgeous hotels, that are all decked out with fancy cardio equipment and pools.  Whoa. La.  

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Now for a little American History

Will be spending the afternoon checking out Civil War monuments and purrhaps the Edgar Allan Poe museum in Richmond, VA, before spending the night in Washingon DC! Got a room right by the Lincoln Memorial, so I foresee a drunken me screaming JENNY!!!!!! like I'm Forrest Gump later.  Also gonna see the White House, Washington Monument, Smithsonian.... oh yeah!!!!

Today will also be my first time driving a vehicle other than my own car ever (well I drove Katie's car for my drivers test, but that's it), and my first time driving on American roads.  Stay off the roads, my American friends :P

Philly tomorrow and Friday, then NEW YORK CITY Saturday night!!!!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Home again

Survived the 15-hour drive home.  And only drank two cups of coffee and two energy drinks to make it (I was the only driver).  Been home about three hours now and feeling really wonky, every time I move my head it's like a haze and I know I should be asleep but I can't shut my brain down.  Ugh.  Hoping to wake up feeling okay tomorrow, because I have a lot to do this week before hitting the road again in a week! This month will bring about TWO mini-American roadtrips, YAY!  Can't wait!

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Trailer Park Bitches

Yes, we dressed up like the Trailer Park Boys and went to the park where they shot season one.  Meet Julianne, Rikki, and Boobles.

We rule.


Friday, August 3, 2012

Bay of Fundy


Did you think it would be possible for me to gush even more about how amazing this trip is?

Tonight we walked through the mud in the Bay of Fundy, watching a group of girls go mud-sliding.  Goddamn it looked like fun, but they had clearly come prepared for that adventure - their car was parked beside ours, and the entire interior was coated with garbage bags. Our feet and ankles were coated in this red, clay-like mud, that took three washes to come off my feet.  And we just walked out into it - we weren't doing mud-angels and slip-n-slides like they were.  But were they ever having a time, if I lived out here I think I'd go out and do the same.



The sun was starting to set so we decided to drive around and find a place to camp and spend the night.  I wanted more than anything to camp right on the beach, like Mike and I did last year, but the tides are extremely high at this time of year and there would be no BEACH on the beach at high tide, just tide.  So we drove for over an hour down the coastline, looking for a road to bring us anywhere suitable to park for the night.  Every thing that looked like a road turned out to be someone's driveway.  I was way more disappointed than I let on when I suggested just heading back to Truro and spending the night somewhere there.

Then, we found it.  A tiny roadside pointing us to a dirt road, which we followed until it turned into an even smaller dirtroad, fallen trees lining it on both sides.  A was terrified, and I was making jokes about how in a horror movie, we'd be yelling at the screen 'TURN BACK YOU IDIOTS!!!!'.  But I couldn't even stop and turn around, because it was so narrow.  So we kept going.

And now I'm sitting the back of my car, about 30 feet away from the ledge overlooking the Bay of Fundy.  There are two campers here, so we're obviously on someone's property, but they're not home and it's late, and it's the east coast, so even if they show up I highly doubt they'll be mad at us.  So this means we get to stay in a Canadian paradise tonight.  And in the morning, we get to walk out onto the Fundy shore, and make a fire and watch the sun come up over the coast, before heading to Burncoat Head Park, the site of the worlds highest recorded tides, where we'll jump in the beach before heading back to Halifax.

Travelling these days is so odd.  Here I am, at the end of a dirt road, on the edge of the Bay of Fundy.  Yet I'm still typing away on my netbook, and I still have cell reception.  Which reminds me, I need to get an new phone plan, because I just got my phonebill from a month of international texts with my man... and it's even scarier than the drive to this spot was, ha.

Technology is amazing. We're in Maccan, waiting for the highest tides in the world to come  in. Basically in the middle  of nowhere, nothing  but water and trees around  us...but even way out here, and even though he's on the other side of the continent, I'm able to sext my man.  AWESOME :D